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Joke of the day from prydwen 244 days old
An Irish woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido. 'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor. 'Not ...
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Beware of what you wish for from prydwen 341 days old
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Premature ejaculation from prydwen 516 days old
I thought I had premature ejaculation last night. It was a bit touch and go at first, but I'm alright now !
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B & Q from prydwen 520 days old
Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around B&Q when they collide. The old guy says to the young guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking ...
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Get me a lawyer from prydwen 524 days old
People are now suing companies like Benson and Hedges because smoking has caused them cancer, Nestle for chocolate that's made them fat, and McDonald's ...
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Affliction from prydwen 531 days old
A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. Puzzled she kept looking at him and ...
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Wager from prydwen 532 days old
My mate bet me twenty quid he could chat up a cheetah. I think he's trying to pull a fast one.
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Raw Recruits from prydwen 534 days old
A police sergeant was training three blonde recruits in observation and detection. He called the first blonde in and said, "I'm going to show you a photograph ...
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Your own Torture Chamber? from Anglosaxon 536 days old
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Bush from prydwen 543 days old
George Bush met The Queen, and he turns round and says, "as I'm the President, I'm thinking of changing how the country is referred to, and I'm thinking ...
