jokes
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Clarkson on Detroit from prydwen 5 days old
"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."
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An atheist in the woods from prydwen 6 days old
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking ...
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Hadn't thought army supplies were that short....... from prydwen 13 days old
that they couldn't afford a rifle tripod?
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Sorry, but what fucking continant was Noah on where there was an Elephant, a kangeroo, AND a penguin???
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Postman Pat from prydwen 14 days old
Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post, ...
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Balls from prydwen 14 days old
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Groan of the night from prydwen 19 days old
What does a Cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
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Extreme fighting from prydwen 26 days old
I have my first cage fight next week. That budgie wont know what has hit it.
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Well, I'm confused. from prydwen 34 days old
