jokes
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John and Edward from prydwen 6 days old
So John and Edward are called Jedward. Anyone else wish they'd been called Peter and Rick?
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Groan of the night from prydwen 13 days old
A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and ...
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The problem with e-bay from prydwen 13 days old
It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.
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Clarkson on Detroit from prydwen 19 days old
"God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place."
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An atheist in the woods from prydwen 20 days old
An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking ...
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Hadn't thought army supplies were that short....... from prydwen 27 days old
that they couldn't afford a rifle tripod?
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Sorry, but what fucking continant was Noah on where there was an Elephant, a kangeroo, AND a penguin???
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Postman Pat from prydwen 28 days old
Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post, ...
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Balls from prydwen 28 days old
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Groan of the night from prydwen 34 days old
What does a Cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner? The cold shoulder.
