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Groan from prydwen 98 days old
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son ...
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A Japanese Fart from smitty1247 109 days old
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of ...
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The love story of Ralph and Edna... from prydwen 171 days old
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients ...
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Beaten FC from rithompson 237 days old
A boy goes to Social Services and tells them, "I don't want to live with my parents, they beat me." Social Worker asks, "Who do you want to live with?" Boy, "Barnet ...
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lets all save a bit of money from mixedupgayboi 297 days old
Save money on your water bill. Cut your time in the shower by having a wank beforehand. :-)
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What Begins With “F” and Ends With “K”?… from smitty1247 309 days old
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘ Harry , what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart ...
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The Surrogate Baby Maker… from smitty1247 309 days old
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. ...
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One way to get you point across from smitty1247 337 days old
A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he ...
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Your Stars - for the lady of the night from prydwen 349 days old
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If only she asked for World Peace! from smitty1247 351 days old
A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in New York.The ambassador ...
