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Groan from prydwen 88 days old
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son ...
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A Japanese Fart from smitty1247 99 days old
A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of ...
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The love story of Ralph and Edna... from prydwen 160 days old
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. Ralph and Edna were both patients ...
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lets all save a bit of money from mixedupgayboi 286 days old
Save money on your water bill. Cut your time in the shower by having a wank beforehand. :-)
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What Begins With “F” and Ends With “K”?… from smitty1247 298 days old
A first-grade teacher was having trouble with one of her students. The teacher asked, ‘ Harry , what’s your problem?’ Harry answered, ‘I’m too smart ...
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The Surrogate Baby Maker… from smitty1247 298 days old
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. ...
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One way to get you point across from smitty1247 326 days old
A very attractive lady goes up to the bar in a rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he ...
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Your Stars - for the lady of the night from prydwen 339 days old
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The Best Way to get an Oven Hot to Bake a Cake. from smitty1247 389 days old
Ingredients: 4 Laughing eyes 4 Well-shaped legs 4 Loving arms 2 Firm milk containers 2 Nuts 1 Fur-lined mixing bowl 1 Firm banana Directions: 1. Look ...
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Retired People from smitty1247 419 days old
Yesterday I was at my local Target buying a large bag of Purina dog chow for my loyal pet, Sheriff, the Wonder Dog and was in the checkout line when ...
