Grin and bear it

• Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 days old)

  A man died today after becoming trapped under a large wicker basket containing a smoked ham, a jar of pickled onions, some cheddar, water biscuits and a bottle of champagne. Police said that their … more

• The problem with e-bay From prydwen in Grin and bear it (5 days old)

  It’s really difficult to find what you want on eBay. I was searching for cigarette lighters and it found over 15,000 matches.… more

• Clarkson on Detroit From prydwen in Grin and bear it (11 days old)

  "God may have created the world in six days, but while He was resting on the seventh, Beelzebub popped up and did this place." … more

• An atheist in the woods From prydwen in Grin and bear it (12 days old)

  An atheist was walking through the woods. 'What majestic trees! 'What powerful rivers! 'What beautiful animals! He said to himself. As he was walking alongside the river,he heard a rustling i… more

• Curtian Rods - How to get even. From smitty1247 in Grin and bear it (17 days old)

  Curtain Rods - - -(PRICELESS) On the first day, she sadly packed her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the th… more

• Hadn't thought army supplies were that short....... From prydwen in Grin and bear it (19 days old)

  ..... that they couldn't afford a rifle tripod? … more

• Noah From prydwen in Grin and bear it (19 days old)

  Sorry, but what fucking continant was Noah on where there was an Elephant, a kangeroo, AND a penguin???… more

• Postman Pat From prydwen in Grin and bear it (20 days old)

  Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat and his unionised cat, Early in the morning, They're still in bed a-snoring, And I'm wondering where's my post, you f******g twat.… more

• Balls From prydwen in Grin and bear it (20 days old)

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• Groan of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (26 days old)

  What does a Cannibal get when he comes home late for dinner? The cold shoulder. … more

• New Health Protocol for stopping the Spread of H1N1 From smitty1247 in Grin and bear it (29 days old)

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• Extreme fighting From prydwen in Grin and bear it (33 days old)

  I have my first cage fight next week. That budgie wont know what has hit it.… more

• Ouch From prydwen in Grin and bear it (40 days old)

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• Well, I'm confused. From prydwen in Grin and bear it (40 days old)

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• Coincedence? From prydwen in Grin and bear it (44 days old)

  Ever noticed that when you write 3.14 down on a piece of paper and reflect it in a mirror, it says 'PIE'… more

• New Diet From prydwen in Grin and bear it (45 days old)

  Just found a new diet right up my street. It's called the 'Gin and Tonic diet', and I have lost two days already...… more

• Laugh my arse off From prydwen in Grin and bear it (61 days old)

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• Top Tip From ExiledRoyal in Grin and bear it (62 days old)

  Playing charades is a bad time to have a heart attack. Nick, Arrowe Park Hospital ICU… more

• Garage Door From prydwen in Grin and bear it (69 days old)

  The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and his fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, 'This morning when you left your house, did you close y… more

• THE BIRDS AND THE BEE'S From trulyfab in Grin and bear it (89 days old)

  A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers: "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! You're Mom and I first got together in a chat roo… more

• Groan From prydwen in Grin and bear it (90 days old)

  A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! The dad loves his son however, ra… more

• CAN'T WAIT TIL I GET OLDER From trulyfab in Grin and bear it (93 days old)

  Three elderly golfers are walking down the fairway. "Sixty is the worst age to be," said the 60-year-old, "You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time nothing happens." "Ah, that'… more

• Sex Q & A From prydwen in Grin and bear it (96 days old)

  Q: What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms? A: One's a Goodyear; the other's a great year. Q: What's the ultimate rejection? A: When you're masturbating and your hand falls a… more

• Joke of the night From prydwen in Grin and bear it (97 days old)

  Rafa Benitez flies to Baghdad to watch a young Iraqi play football and is impressed and arranges for him to come over to England. Two weeks later Liverpool are 2-0 down to Chelsea with only 20 minute… more

• The best of Drew Carey From prydwen in Grin and bear it (97 days old)

  "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!" "Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar."… more

• Piercings From prydwen in Grin and bear it (98 days old)

  Realised why belly button piercings are such a turn on for men. It reminds them of the staple in the middle of their porno mags.… more

• A Japanese Fart From smitty1247 in Grin and bear it (101 days old)

  A young Japanese girl had been taught all her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon the young Japanese bride crawled o… more

• Frankie Boyle From prydwen in Grin and bear it (103 days old)

  "The English are worried about the Euro being brought in because of loss of national identity and rising prices. In Scotland, people are just worried in case they have to close Poundstretcher." "Sc… more

• Sums me up From prydwen in Grin and bear it (108 days old)

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• Not for me From prydwen in Grin and bear it (109 days old)

  I just saw and advert for transparant glass coffins. I wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those ….… more

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