Posts archive for: July, 2009
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Not for me
@ 2009-07-26 – 21:36:46
I just saw and advert for transparant glass coffins.
I wouldn’t be seen dead in one of those ….
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Nursery Rhymes for a new age
@ 2009-07-25 – 21:50:24
.......and this little piggy played video games and went Wii Wii Wii all the way home.
.......old mother Hubbard went to Tesco's
.......Jack and Jill went up the hill in a brand new 4 x 4
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50 Squid
@ 2009-07-25 – 18:18:37
A bloke walks into a pub with an octopus and says, "This is a very talented octopus. I'll give £50 to anyone who has an instrument the octopus can't play."
A guy walks up with a guitar. The octopus takes the guitar and plays it like Jimmy Hendrix.
Another guy walks up with a trumpet. The octopus plays the trumpet like Dizzy Gillespie.
A third guy walks up with a set of bagpipes. The octopus fumbles with it and then sets it down, looking confused.
The guy says, "Ha! You can't play it."
The octopus says, "Play it? As soon as I get its pyjamas off, I'm gonna shag it." -
The bells, the bells
@ 2009-07-25 – 18:12:53
Quasimodo has retired from work. He will recieve 25 years back pay , a lump sum, and a case of bells!
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Sorry
@ 2009-07-11 – 21:58:04
But when you saw this image did you think about the movie 'Cool Runnings'?
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