Its funny I think its quite appropiate the title Grin and Bear it with the financial mess we are all in thats what we are all doing at present trying to grin etc...until better times ahead just a thought
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Child at 13?
@ 2009-02-14 – 11:52:49
I think it's a good idea that a 13-year-old has fathered a child.
If it goes wrong and he ends up in Fathers for Justice, he'll save a fortune on finding a Spiderman costume that fits.
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Frequent Flyer
@ 2009-02-11 – 11:15:01
I've just received notification that I've won second place in the frequent flier award for British Airways' most travelled passenger of 2008 after covering 400,000 miles.
First prize went to my luggage which has gone 700,000 miles.
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Why you should never use the speakerphone on your mobile
@ 2009-02-09 – 21:38:09
I Hear the Russian Judge Gives Extra Points for That
Flaming gay over speakerphone: Just like that boy from Miami last night, I tried to suck his dick like I was trying to win an Olympic gold medal. And that's the only ass I would lick even if it wasn't clean.
Washington, DC
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QI gem
@ 2009-02-08 – 17:28:33
Talking about circumcision. Stephen Fry recounts the story of the Rabbi who saved all the pieces of skin and made a wallet, when he stroked it it turned into a brief case.
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break a leg
@ 2009-02-06 – 20:01:25
An actor went to the doctors and complained that every time he goes out to perform in front of an audience, he always ends up putting his foot through the floor.
"Dont worry" replied the doctor, "im sure its just a stage your going through"



