Scattered fucking showers, my ass! - Noah, 4314 BC

How the fuck did I just work that out? - Pythagoras, 126 BC

They will have someones fucking eye out - King Harold 1066

You want WHAT on the fucking CEILING? - Michelango, 1568

Where did all those fucking Indians come from? - Custer, 1877

It does so fucking look like her! - Picasso, 1926

Where the fuck are we? - Amelia Earhardt, 1937

Any fucking idiot should understand that! - Einstein, 1938

I need this parade like I need a fucking hole in my head! - JFK, 1963

Aw come on, who the fuck is going to find out? - Bill Clinton, 1997