All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.
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SeasideMan
Pro - 2008-06-03 @ 13:27:07
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prydwen
- 2008-06-03 @ 17:49:31
Thanks for letting me know who originated this, I saw it on a guys tee-shirt on the way to work.
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Chyna_Doll
- 2008-06-03 @ 13:44:03
LOL
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boredrich
- 2008-06-04 @ 08:24:56
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That's a Steven Wright joke. Do you think it would have been a good idea to give him the credit for it?
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More of his, and the source:
http://www.weather.net/zarg/ZarPages/stevenWright.html
The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
I intend to live forever - so far, so good.
Join the Army, meet interesting people, kill them.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
Tom.