So one hydrogen-3 atom walks up to another hydrogen atom and says, "can you help me, I think I've lost my electron."
So the second hydrogen atom says, "are you sure?"
"Yes, I'm sure. I'm positive!"
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dombustos
- http://www.myspace.com/melaniegurl
- 2008-05-13 @ 11:12:12
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windchimes
- 2008-05-13 @ 12:36:59
Smile boy! He is very happy!!!
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loiswakeman
- http://lois.co.uk
- 2008-05-13 @ 17:25:01
A lady hydrogen atom walked into a bar and was picked up by a neutron.
The neutron offered to buy the atom a drink.
At the bar, the neutron asked the barman (who for the sake of argument and making the tale longer was a Higgs boson) for a picolitre of Bailey's Irish cream, and asked "How much is that then, my good particle?"
To which the boson replies: "No charge!"
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Chyna_Doll
- 2008-05-13 @ 19:04:20
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boredrich
- 2008-05-14 @ 11:39:01
love it ... hmm does that make me a geek? 
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heh. i actually got that. =)