Close call at B&Q

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Close call at B&Q

by jackfrost ^Pro @ 2008-05-02 – 13:28:55

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential dangers but I had a close call yesterday.

I walked into B&Q hardware store at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron on asked me if I wanted decking.

Fortunately, I got the first punch in and sorted the bastard out.
Those less suspecting might not be so lucky!!

oh!! and on the way home some idiot ran into the back of my car in one of those new Skodas....what a mess marzipan,jam and sponge EVERYWHERE.....
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- Chyna_Doll
- 2008-05-02 @ 13:33:55
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- deana24
- 2008-05-02 @ 13:52:06
That accident sounds a trifle messy.
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- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 2008-05-02 @ 14:05:47
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-05-02 @ 14:28:56
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- jenray ^Pro
- http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
- 2008-05-02 @ 17:19:08
HLOL...loathe that ad! Wrote to them about it...millions starving and the idiots actually build an entire car out of real food...it actually is real food...big hugs...
- - spiritbird ^Pro
  - 2008-05-02 @ 19:36:56
  I bet you think a skoda is a real car too
  - - jackfrost ^Pro
    - 2008-05-02 @ 19:43:17
    Hey i drove a skoda police car it was better than the ford focus!!!
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  - - jenray ^Pro
    - http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
    - 2008-05-02 @ 19:43:36
    wouldn't know...the only car I've ever had was an old Ford escort souped up like a boy racer's car..big hugs....boy racers bought it off me for the same price I paid for it three or four years prior...
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- - rithompson
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  - 2008-05-02 @ 19:45:40
  I hope they ate it afterwards! It's too nice food for it to go to waste!
  - - jenray ^Pro
    - http://www.jenniferhunter.co.uk
    - 2008-05-02 @ 19:48:36
    no, they were going to give it away for charity to be eaten but discovered the food had gone off under the lights... I just thought it was in very poor taste...scuse the pun...with so many millions of people hungry around the world...I noticed it was very much shortened after they got mine and maybe one or two others from here...I wrote about on my blog some time ago...big hugs..
    - - rithompson
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      - 2008-05-02 @ 19:53:57
      Well, they should have given a lump to me. I would have eaten it!
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- http://menomamauk.blog.co.uk
- 2008-05-03 @ 00:34:43
Good one!
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