Trio for you all

Hi to one and all...here's a trio for you...LOL

A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road
strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car in a
cloud of feathers.

Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A
farmer appeared. The man somewhat nervously said, "I think I killed
your rooster, please allow me to replace him."

"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."

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Just after Lorenna Bobbitt brutally cut off her husband's penis, she
jumped into her car and sped away.

On her way down the highway, holding her husbands penis in her hand, she
decided to throw it out the window. She opened her window and tossed the
penis as far as she could and sped away again.

Meanwhile two potheads who were driving down the same highway happened to
cross right by Lorenna just as she tossed it out the window and the penis
hit their windshield smack dab in the middle. Stunned but still quiet the
two locals drove on. About three miles down the road one pothead turned
to the other and said, "Man, Did you see the size of the dick on the
Mosquito?"

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A Duck walks into a bar.

Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: No, sorry, we don't have any bread
[After a few minutes]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: Look, we don't have any bread
[In a little while]
Duck: You got any bread?
Barman: We don't have any F*g bread!
[Some time later]
Duck: Got any bread?
Barman: If you ask me if I've got any
F*g bread once more I'm gonna nail
your F*g bill to this bar.
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Duck: You got any nails?
Barman: NO!
Duck: You got any bread?