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Watermelon
@ 2008-07-05 – 13:49:09
I just came home with a slice of watermelon and a gleam in my eye and the wife went out...
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Man walks into a bar...
@ 2008-07-05 – 10:10:24
A man walks into a bar, he glances over at the drinks and says, 'can i have a gin and ....... ......coke.'
the bar man asks, 'whats with the big pause?'
to which the man replies, 'I've always had big hands.'
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Face rings a bell
@ 2008-07-05 – 10:01:47
Quasimodo walks into a bar, strolls straight up to the barman and says "I'll have a whiskey please."
The barman says "Bells alright?"
Quasimodo replies "Why, who needs to know?." -
Oldie but goldie
@ 2008-07-04 – 22:10:52
The crossword editor of the sun newspaper died today, his funeral is on monday...he's going to be buried six down and three across
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Question of the day
@ 2008-07-03 – 18:35:24
What's the main difference between intelligence & ignorance?
I don't know & I don't give a fuck! -
Last words
@ 2008-07-03 – 08:11:50
Oh Shit.
Are you sure it's turned off.
You can't fall.
It isn't poisonous.
It's not loaded.
aghhhhhh!
Don't look dangerous to me....
He couldn't hit a barn from that dista.........
When has one ever hurt......
and by adding this chemical the reaction should be......
Look at those arrows, it will have someones eye out....
Was it the red or the blue wire first?
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